And We Wonder Why Kids Act They Way They Do!

Hilarious notes from parents who get an F for logic, but an A for creativity

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear school: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim Today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

Gerald was out last week because his grandmother died in Kentucky again.

Please excuse Stanley. The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.